Monday, October 22, 2012

Porn time.

The debate's on, but after seeing the first two I've decided to watch porn instead. I've been doing more of that lately. Not because it's serving as a substitute...I think I just like it more.

Editor's Note: Due to my sporadic blogging, I don't want to include in every post the fact that I haven't written in awhile. So blah blah blah weiner weiner weiner.

I'll delay the inevitable viewing to lather my computer screen with soft words that upon grazing your pupils will leave a mark that you probably realize is just one of those squiggly lines so forget it. Over the last four months I've been keeping track of things in my phone during either a stroll on a gotta-be-outside, radiant day with commoners smiling or butt-faced shit-fucked hammered with flesh-hawking heathens who don't know whether to puke, fuck or drink.


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"'See something, say something.' I see the Liar and the Son, full of shit. Inside their own spazmatic circle of lying shit." - Some Russian guy. Thick accent. Heard it on a train in Brooklyn it was quite entertaining.

"Fire gets girls horny." -Simon.
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I don't want this blog entry to be all quotes that shit is lame. The brain can only register and be entertained by so many consecutive quotes, most of them being soaking heaps of sheep shit anyway. I'd like to think because I took time to save mine that they're special, but who the fuck knows. I know a question mark should be there but I'm not really asking.

Life has been nothing I've expected it to be. It hasn't been bad by any means - in fact it's been fun - it's just as one gets older there are certain facets of our existence that get brought to light. Basically, if you're in your late-fuckin-20s you better have realized that life isn't a fucking joke.

Somewhat related to life, I have come to love vagina more than I ever thought I would. It's not that I didn't love it before...I simply didn't appreciate it the way I do now.

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"Great word: Supple." -I was wasted.

"They let it all out and dance and it feels good. It feels better than watching 40 Chilean miners getting let out of a cave." -Toby. He was wasted.

"The only reason I want a kid is so I can bang my babysitter." -Luke. He was sober.
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There's something I'm realizing about life. I feel smarter than I did last year and I can't ever remember thinking that. Experience has given me a firmer grasp on what I want and what I need to do to get it. If only life could be as easy as buying the Popeye's chicken I'm eating right now, or lube for your mom's ass that's craving for my cock as we speak. But it isn't, so we have to be instinctive and focused on what's best for the one life we have.

I miss blogging I'll tell ya that. Shit is fuckin fun. I mean I write about fuckin shit and my dick and fat asses and grammar and Skittles and it somehow blends into a collage of delight. If I compared my writing to Chinese food would that make sense to anyone but me?

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 "Girls with boyfriends are called warmups." -Carter. I saw this hot chick with a phoenix tattoo on her shoulder. I immediately thought Harry Potter and that made it even hotter. We talk briefly then she leaves to get a drink, saying she'll be back. This guy then approaches me and introduces himself as Carter. I told him I thought that chick was hot, he said she had a boyfriend, so I said fuck it. Then he dropped that quote on me and I was taken aback. So the girl came back and we had a Harry Potter chat, and bitch didn't know shit. How's she gonna get a tattoo of that shit saying it represented some shit and she doesn't even know shit about it? Please. 

"People might not remember what you ask for, but they will remember how many times you ask." -Intern's dad. Shit is deep.
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Porn time.

15 comments:

Joe Pereira said...

Good to have you back Dan! I missed your adult vocab :)

Erin McCarthy said...

Pretty sure life is still a joke, even if your intern's dad is right.

Risha said...

Why did she get a Phoenix tattoo and not know anything about Harry Potter?

Fuck that.

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Your sporadic posts make me happy, now I want consistency. Get on it.

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